Edna K: "I think with your great talents lying in your amazing skill of writing poignant lyrics and singing them with obvious feeling, you SHOULD find yourself a backing band and a record deal as soon as possible. Frank Sidebottom made a living out of this sort of stuff for years!"

Olly: "It's pretty painful to hear!"

Tezza: "Haha, brilliant."

C.Smoker: "(It) doesn't deserve publicity for being that shit"

Tino: "Awful... people still like it though. its not funny, its just pointless and stupid - and so is anyone who likes it!"

Half Man: "Tino, I think that is exactly the point of it. Not meant to be taken seriously"

Swan Vesta: "Just pee'd myself laughing! Top lad"

Fox20: "Think its bloody brilliant. Had me laughing out loud at work!"

Our Jud: "Top drawyer, gave me a reyt chuckle"

Chav-bts: "Who is this fuckin unpredictable not funny at all twat?"

Soaring P: "A bit of a Tom Waits influence I thought"

James L: "What a brilliant piss take I take my hat off to them!... There doing what they plan to there pissing off bandwagoners well done to them I say, there songs have me in tears of laughter he is a genius! ...He's just having a laugh, it's hilarious seeing all the band wagoner's coming out to criticise them"

Scott: "I'm a big Arctic Monkeys fan and I can laugh at things I like, but I can't laugh at all at this! It's a pure piss-take of the band and their music in my opinion! I just don't get it!"

Wednesbury: "I like the band too, but I can still laugh at this classic piss take. Just lighten up."

Mr Inconspicous: "Jesus Christ, my ears have never bled before today."

Fergz: "Quite possibly the worst excuse for music i've EVER heard. But then who cares bout that - hey I love it don't I :)"

GA: "It's not about having something against northerners, I'm from in the rotherham/barnsley/doncaster triangle, and they annoy the hell out of me because theyre such caricature, it's exaggerated to the point that it isn't real."

Rizl: "Thats not even funny and I dont like the Arctic Monkeys. God that is shit pushed through a speaker!"

SM: "I thought it was a bit shit."

Green M: "This bloke is shot to pieces I am laughing hard!"

Jed: "I love the concept, but his music isnt good enough to be a proper parody. long live the monkey though!

Pigman: "Sounds like the bastard lovechild of Mark E. Smith and Frank Sidebottom."

Tributetohelders: "Its shit, got good novelty value tho"

Sexy Swine: "Thanks Artex... genius mate"

Dubya T: "Barnsley's finest"

Sarah: "Haha wow! As much an Arctic Monkey's fan I am, this is supremely awesome."

Minso: "Artex Monkey - One word - Shite"

Mike H: "It's mental, bit shit like but funny."

Coroar: "I thought that was kinda crap and not very funny. Sorry."

Kev: "The songs are piss funny!!!"

AlexD: "Very Frank Sidebottom (but Yorkshire)"

Manus: "Aye... reet gud. I really liked Morngy Get ...sounded like a combination of Shane McGowan, Nick Drake, Joni Mitchell + extra whiskey."

Spence: "Funny as owt... he even has the lyrical mind of Alex Turner"

Craig: "Had me in stitches."

Dunc: "Tiz so feckin funny lol I'm rollin on the bathroom floor"

Litte Man Great: "This Barnsley bloke sounds like an AM fan after sumone gave him a guitar when he came home from bein out on the piss!"

Nathan: "I didn't even find this funny..."

Cavey: "Aw, I wuv 'im. Not since Elvis have I felt such a stirring in my loins. I've found my new Cocker. I love his gallery. My fave pic is of him on his old estate. Outstanding lyrics and a face that says 'I know i'm hip but will not let on' - he's going to go far."

Bovine J: "Indeed. All the way to Rotherham."

Mick SG: "I've heard better piss takes. but this is good still"

This Charming Man: "I'll tell de what! That's fuckin mega!"

Bellboys: "This bloke's a real nutter! But bloody funny all the same."

Mary M: "Nah the'en, that's a riiight good'un. Me an' a coupla fellas just bin grinning like idjits at them there funny songs and photees an that. Sounds a bit like 'Wrong Laff' blerks..."

Toofargone: "I've never laughed so much. I thought the text was funny and then heard the songs. Oh dear god it hurts"

MrSpoon: "It's disgustingly terrible. Not even funny in the slightest."

Thelastone2singyoutosleep: "Oh dear god..."

Mr Inconspicuous: "It's not funny at all."

Billy Milk: "Chuffin' hilarious."

Mel Kim: "I am in pain here from laughing so much this is just great and cant wait to play it to my oh at the weekend."

Ms Moon: "It's brilliant."

Lenin: "A RATE GUD NEW BAND FROM T'BARNSLEY!!!!!! ...av fan this rate gud new musician from Roysten way on, is mass gu tha knows. If thas bothered, heres a picture of him is known as 'the artex monkey' n he teks imself rate serious like, tha knows, one a them singer/songwriter Bob Dylan types, wi all wierd stuff. Anyway, me favourite songs abart guin art t'neet clubs darn tarn. Av a listen."

Ash: "It's well funny and I think better then the original."

Theywasunionmen: "I think Arctic Monkeys are fucking screwed, as Artex Monkey is more gifted in the art of mediocrity."