Burt: "Muckstacks risin... F***in' brill new songs, a fink thas found thi sound, cunt do nowt but praise yer to mi mates but sum dunt get it. Told mi mate, an I quote 'Pure genius in it's drunken revelations about life in Barnsley and the context that holds a true feel of a lost soul pushin out from it's realms of obscurity to lap at a fountain of stardom'. While the Artex still clings to the ceiling the monkey will never die!! Keep up the good work."

The Straights: "Like the stuff, funny as, let me know if you want to come darn to london and you can support us!"

George: "Cheers mate. Quality stuff, you legend. Mind there's a band going round doing dodgy covers of your songs. Arctic something. Just thought I'd warn you."

Tommy Ralphs: "Well I am one to give anyone a chance especially when they are a tryer, but this Artex Monkeys voice is out of tune and so is his guitar. I wouldn't let him near our Sunday morning Concert let alone The Big Stage how he was influenced by George Formby... He couldn't even polish Georges flip flops, He is utter Tripe."

Bousa: "You are fkn hilarous lol."

Avie: "Can't resist this one. Artex Monkey is a young lad from my village who is gaining fame as a take-off of the other local lads Arctic Monkeys. HIS name is Artex Monkey, and he's got a good gig coming up."

Virginbika: "Av erd all bowt thee ...funny thing."

Billyismyboy_d: "Hilarious! I love it. I wonder what the Arctic Monkeys are going to say about this?"

Tizzoast: "HAHAHAHHAHAHA."

Mykoladavies: "Genius!"

Joe Keelan: "Ey up there Artex. Class stuff me old mucka!"

Tony G: "This is funny stuff. He sounds sooooo drunk when singing."

Thendh: "Awesome."

Addy Lad: "Mate you are a ledgend!"

Chippy: "lyrics. Genius, love the songs keep them coming!!!!!"

Matt Bailey: "Tharra lyrical genius ol' cok. Keerp it up lad."

Moonchild: "Oh God."

Tommy Gets Laid: "Just wana say Quality tunes :D We'll have to see you one day lol TGL XX"

Matt: "Artex Monkeys? I have no idea what to make of this, but the lyrics are pretty funny."

Ash: "Aah luv thee monkee."

Barno: "Fame at last bud."

Trisha: "Tha guitar is ace... wa it a reyt bargain?"

Bumpoffyourdaddy: "I love the Artex Monkey!"

Neilyboy: "Ayeoop Artex Monkey, av sin thi comments on Soundbites abart Netto burnin darn, an t'Atherslies chasin thi, we're not all like that tha knows, some of us av a bit moor abart us, eving ta go ta t'Asda nar for us beans, it's a neetmare al tell thi, all the best Artex, I love thi work."

Neilyboy: "Ayeoop t'Artex, ar tha reight abart Netto, wi hed ta go ta Lundwood t'other day for some beens, it were'nt mi best experience av had, ar lass got mi a record player tho an thats alreight, when Netto's done up thy end are tha gunna hev some photos dun artside it like Royston Librey? That would bi class, wi a big Netto carrier bag like, al si thi!"

Neilyboy: "Tha a warm un Artex, ar thought tha wa gunna seh that got V.D, ooh mi sides ar still aching ya bugger."

Martin Dawes (The Star): "And while the rest of the world went mad over the Arctic Monkeys the Diary introduced the Artex Monkey, a puppet from Royston, Barnsley, with his own website."

Shane Rushton: "Thanks for the ad and bringing some humour to the world."

Soup Dragon: "This is an absolutely fucking ace site bout taking piss out 't Arctic Monkeys - now that's a biscuit fer dippin'! I do love The Monkeys but I'm all fer't taking piss too."

Four Dinners: "Artex Monkey is magic."