JIMMY: "Artex Monkey's a reet joker. A website setting up the Arctic Monkeys, including re-workings of their hits including A Bet Tha Luks Gud On A Pushbike."

JIMMY: "Now the lad behind the website whish is really funny, go and have a look at it, is a feller who's in Royston we're not going to reveal his name we're going to call him Brian. Hiyer Brian."

ARTEX: "Alreight Jimmy ar tha gooin on?"

JIMMY: "And they say I've got a daft accent, how are you?"

ARTEX: "Yeah am alreight actually, am a bit cold, av just, av just bin eatin a pie. An just befoor wi start Jimmy, cos mi mam's listenin, can a just, mam er, what, can y'get that er drink on for mi. She makes... cos am gunna, a'll bi back, am just doin this radio thing."

JIMMY: "Alright."

ARTEX: "Cos the thing is. She er, she makes mi these, these like. She's making me these like power drinks, power drinks."

JIMMY: "Right, sort er like Bovril with aspirins."

ARTEX: "Yeah they're reight good an all."

JIMMY: "Reight good."

JIMMY: "Arctic Monkeys, you're a big fan?"

ARTEX: "Am a reight big fan er theirs yeah."

JIMMY: "And you've got this website, it's called 'Artex Monkey', where did the idea come from?"

ARTEX: "It just... a was just er... a was liein in bed starin at the roof."

JIMMY: "Cos you have no ceiling obviously... so you're straight through looking at the roof."

ARTEX: "An then a thought er artex it's lovely, av always liked it."

JIMMY: "How long has it been up the website then?"

ARTEX: "It's only bin up f'just over a week, an it's bin pretty, it's gone reight, it's gone reight crazy y'know."

JIMMY: "Everybody's going mad over it aren't they?"

ARTEX: "Well the thing is thers bin, thers bin abart, y'know hundreds of hits n that, people comin in, an wi gerrin a few detractors an that cos they dun't think it's reight good an that. The thing is am purrin, am tranna put Royston on t'map..."

JIMMY: "Every, every song Brian, every song is about Royston alright, word gets rarnd."

ARTEX: "The thing... it is, it is yeah, the thing is that's, the thing is I love Royston it's in mi an that, an this is y'know I am kinda using the Arctic Monkeys, am jumpin on a little..."

JIMMY: "I know you are, but hey..."

ARTEX: "That's what monkeys do dun't ther, ther jump an grab on an that."

JIMMY: "It's tongue in cheek pal and we think it's fantastic. You're a singer songwriter in your own right and you want to keep that to yourself. We wish you all the best, it's a great fun thing."

ARTEX: "Can yer mention mi site?"

JIMMY: "Course a can if you shurrup for a minute a'll mention it, a will. Thanks for coming on the show. That's Brian he's in Royston, his website is www.artexmonkey.co.uk. Go and have a look at it. It's a load of fun and you can download some of Brian's songs. Hey, you will have a laugh a tell thi. A Bet Tha Luks Gud On A Pushbike, word gets rarnd, Fake Tans Of Barnsley, go and have a look it's good."

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