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FAKE TANS OF BARNSLEY
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The fake tans of Barnsley disco
Are all around the room
Av got t'drink mi cheap wine
An keep mi sun glasses on
All this yellowy orangy skin is mekkin me
feel ill
Am gonna chuck up
Get me art!
Get me art!
The fake tans of Barnsley disco
An all this bleach blonde hair
One comes up t'mi an sez that "you
dance nice"
Luv is blind, a mek up mi mind an tek me
gigs off
Bur a wish i an't dun coz she looks like
a bright yeller Frankinstine
Give mi that cheap wine
Get me er
Quick! Get mi the cheap wine quick!
Shiz like a big bottle er Sunny Delight
Am turning white
Am chuckin up
Get me art!
Get me art!
Yeah it's the fake tans of Barnsley disco
are all around the room
Crikey mi feet are stuck t'flewer
A carn't stand it any mewer
This girl sez am from Penistone
An av gorran 'orse an I eat garlic bread
A sez thaz more like thaz from Athersley
an thaz eating shit in a shed in't it luv
The fake tans of Barnsley disco an all
the bleach blonde hair
I said fake tans of...
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