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STOLEN: HAIRSPRAY AN A
BAG ER NAPPIES |
LYRICS
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There's allus an ex-boyfriend who's a bit
ov a git
He knows it's over still he's clingin
like shit to the hairs on yer arse
He just carn't get it thru
There's still a me, but no longer a you
Yes I said there's still a me, but no
longer a you
An ar said
You were engaged
You called off the weddin
But still he clings
Oh Christ that bastard does yer ed in
Stolen: hairspray an a bag er nappies
Did yer really need the nappies anyway?
The judge'll bi glad to see yer go
He's sick er the bloody sight er yer
He really is
[yodel bit...]
Up at the Co-Op at quarter to four
You've stuff up yer jumper when yer get
t'the door
An your ex is waitin wi the arm an the
law
As he carries yer off screaming yer shart
"What the fuck yer done that
for?!"
Yer were engaged, oh you called off the
weddin an he's got yer nicked
Christ that bastard does yer ed in
With yer bag er nappes, stolen hairspray
Did you really need the hairspray anyway?
The judge'll bi glad t'see yer go
He's sick er the bloody sight er yer
[yodel bit...]
Artside er t'magistrate's at quarter
passed two
He's shoutin he's sorry an that he still
luvs you
He'll pay for the court costs
He'll put to the fine
As soon as he gets shut er that last job
lot of wine
Yeah as soon as he gets shut er that last
job lot of wine
Oh thas such a prick, thas such a fuckin
loser
Alreight fair enough al tell thi what al
sithi later darn the boozer
Wi mi stolen hairspray and mi bag er
nappies
Ar can shift the hairspray anyday
An if tha sees the judge then say
"hello"
"Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello"
If yer see the judge then say
"hello"
I'll bi seein him soon
When ar swore on oath ar woz only
pretendin you know
When ar swore on oath ar woz only
pretendin you know
When ar swore on oath ar woz only
pretendin you know
When ar said ad become a better citizen
Ar woz only pretendi you know
When ar said ad never do it agen
Ar woz only pretendin you know
When ar said ad never do it agen ...only
pretendin you know
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